愚人节恶搞祝福短信中英互译

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愚人节恶搞祝福短信中英互译

　　preacher: why? what did he do to you?

愚人节恶搞祝福短信中英互译

　　神父：为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?

　　girl: he touched my breast.

　　女孩：他……他摸我的胸部

　　preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)

　　神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)

　　girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.

　　女孩：(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的

　　preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.

　　神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊

　　girl: but he also took off my cloth.

　　女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……

　　preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)

　　神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)

　　girl: yes, that“s what he did.

　　女孩：是的，是这样子没错

　　preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.

　　神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊

　　girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

　　女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……

　　preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)

　　神父：(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)

　　girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...

　　女孩：(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子………

　　preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...

　　神父：我亲爱的.孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」

　　如果你长得难看，请打110;如果你身材不好，请打120;如果你脾气不好，请打119;如果你觉得自己漂亮，请打我手机，详谈……

　　Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !

　　因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

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