英文简历：不应有的幽默
不应有的幽默
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.)
"But wait...there''s more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
"My fortune cookie said, ''Your next interview will result in a job''-and I like your company in particular."
"Title: Another resume from the ''Profiles in Excellence'' series."
"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks."
"Let''s meet so you can ''ooh'' and ''ahh'' over my experience."
【英文简历：不应有的幽默】相关文章：
3.不应出现的幽默