money is not everything. there‘s mastercard visa.
one should love animals. they are so tasty.
save water. shower with your girlfriend.
love the neighbor. but don‘t get caught.
behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every
unsuccessful man, there are two.
每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
your future depends on your dreams. so go to sleep.
there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
hard work never killed anybody. but why take the risk?
work fascinates me. i can look at it for hours!
god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
when two‘s company, three‘s the result!
a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.
学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少,为什么学来着?!谁了解女人？
the nice women are ugly.
the beautiful women are not nice.
the beautiful and nice women are general stupid.
the beautiful, nice and clever women are married.
the women who are not so beautiful but are nice women are born in poverty.
the women who are not so beautiful but are nice women born in noble think we areonly after their lordliness.
the beautiful women without lordliness are after our lordliness.
com the clever women, who are not so nice and somewhat beautiful don‘t think we are clever enough.