One man has two dogs: one is a hunting dog and the other is a house dog. He trained his hounds to help him hunt, and taught the house dog to keep his house. When the hunter comes home hunting all day, he always gives the house dog some meat, and the hounds are angry. "It's very hard for me to hunt the game outside, and you don't do anything at home, but you share my food," he said to the watchdog, unhappy." The house dog replied, "don't blame me, my friend.". You should blame the host. Instead of teaching me to hunt, he taught me to share other people's food." Don't blame children for their parents' mistakes.
A clever farmer
Uncle Sam doesn't like farmers. He thinks they're stupid, they just work on the farm. One winter morning, the sun was shining and uncle Sam sat on the stone steps in front of the door. At this moment, a farmer came up to him with a map in hand. Farmer: Excuse me, uncle, how can I get to the hospital? Uncle Sam: you lie in the middle of the street and you'll soon be in the hospital. Farmer: please give me a demonstration.
Uncle Sam: I think it's your first time to go to town. The city is much more beautiful than your land, isn't it? Farmer: Yes, uncle, but the city is built on the ground. Uncle Sam turned red.
The Thirsty Pigeon
A dove was so thirsty that he saw a water bottle painted on the drawing board. He thought it was true. He immediately flew away, but a crash on the drawing board, broken wings, fell to the ground, was easily caught.
It is said that some people are eager to get what you need, on impulse, one who will misfortune.
The Wolf And The Lamb
A lamb in the river water, see the wolf, he wanted to find a right and proper excuse to eat him. So he ran up to the top and said savagely that the lamb had muddy the river so that he could not drink the water. Said the lamb, he just stood in the river water, and in the downstream, impossible to muddy the waters upstream. "My father was scolded last year," the wolf said again." The lamb said he was not yet born. The wolf said to him, "no matter how you justify it, I won't let you go."."
This shows that it is useless to make any justifiable excuse against the wicked.
Sam is a little fish in the sea, he. He was born in the sea. He was lonely and wanted to find a friend. That friend seemed to miss him. Sam saw a cuttlefish. Cuttlefish have 8 legs, looks like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wanted to say hello to the shark. The shark mouth, Sam runsaway quickly.
Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he saw a round fish. The round fish said to him, "Hello, would you like to be my friend?""
Sam answers: "of course! But you are round. I am flat." The round fish said, "but we are both fish."!"
Sam thinks and says, "you speak of, let us be friends." They became good friends.