英文简历致命的大错

英文简历致命的大错

致命的大错
  
　　"Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
  
　　"Qualifications: No education or experience."
  
　　"I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
  
　　"My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
  
　　"Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
  
　　"Fired because I fought for lower pay."
  
　　"Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .
  
　　"Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
  
　　"Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
  
　　"Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."