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Three visits to the cottage

Aside: Three visits to the cottage(é®) is a story from one of the Four

Great classical Chinese novelsthe Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actorsLiubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothersLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.

Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(޼), My Own SWordsman(⴫),The Flirting Scholar(Ʋ) were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.

Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.

Three visits to the cottage

Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the

three personsLiubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.

SCENE 1: Liubei's home

Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei

Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!

Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?

Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husbands CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.

Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse

Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!

Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.

SCENE 2: ZhuGeliangs house

Actors: ZhuGeliang Zhus Wife

ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. Whats CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) Ive never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. Its ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?

Wife: Darling!

ZhuGeliangMy wife is comingshe is so long-winded that I can never bear her.

Wife My dear, how about your study?

ZhuGeliangThese books make me want to doze. Im dizzy.

Wife Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you cant pass cet6 to get your masters degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Tianjin.(cry)

ZhuGeliangDont worry, these books are too easy for your husband and dont need to learn.

Wife Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listenread and see!

ZhuGeliangA piece of cake!

Wife Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?

ZhuGeliang: Sorry I cant.

Wife You cant? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didnt marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,

ZhuGeliangDont cry, dont cry, stop! I m going to study hard at once.

Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.

ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?

Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!

Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?

Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.

Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliangs house.

SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliangs house

Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper

Zhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!

Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?

(Open the door)

Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.

Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.

Liubei: En????

Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.

Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!

Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, lets go home!

Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didnt see Zhugeliang as well . Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is out.

SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliangs house

Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper

Zhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.

Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Lets go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)

KeeperMy boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!

ZhangfeiXiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!

Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?

Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, dont you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!

Zhangfei (Bat eyes)

Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!

Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?

Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called My Own SWordsman, which is so popular with lots of people in China!

Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!

Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!

Keeper: Dont interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!

Liubei: Keep quite!!!

Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.

SCENE 5: ZhuGeliangs Home

Actors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu

ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha

Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We cant let him in.

ZhuGeliang: My darling, please dont worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue

Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!

Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?

Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.

ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.

Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.

Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.

Liubei: Im so surprised! I dont know you are so ideal.

ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?

Liubei: En.you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?

ZhuGeliang: But I cant help you, I have accustom the life at present.

Liubei: If you dont help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please dont refuse.

ZhuGeliang: Ensorry, I cant. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.

Liu: En..

Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why cant we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?

Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.

SCENE 6: ZhuGeliangs Home

Actors: Wife Keeper

Aside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.

Keeper(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.

WifeWhat happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!

SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliangs house

Aside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.

Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei

WifeHoney!

ZhuGeliangDarling!

WifeExcellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.

ZhuGeliangI will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Dont worried, never miss you!!(Run)

ZhuGeliang(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.

Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!

Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.

ӢĶ̾籾֮ȸϷɡ

Wanderseveryfivemiles

Johnny(Jforshort)֥Lunch(Lforshort)

ĸJohnnysmother(JMforshort)ĸLunchsmother(LMforshort)

̫֮Mayorsson(MSforshort)ǿBurglars(ABandC)

Prologue

(J״̨,ҳһֽͲ,J,DZ)

J:EverybodysaysthatImhenpecked,butinfact,Imasstrongasatiger,(С)whilemy

wifeisWuSong.

(ָ̨Ŵ)Imnotafraidofyou!

(ҳһ,Jסɶƻͷ)Then,Imafraidofwhom?

MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme,

smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender

thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!

(ҳһֽͲ,J)

MyGod!Whocanhelpme?()

Act1

JM(չ):Ican!

()Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?

L(Χȹ,Ź,):Imhere!Whatsupmum?

JM:Ivetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallmemymostbeautifulgracefuland

dearestmother-in-law.

L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,whatsup?

JM:Sinceyoumarriedmysonyouhavebehavedsobadly.Youhavebeensorude,sobrusque,so

lazy

L:But

JM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardall

daylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken

and

JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson!

L(ػӶŹ):Oh,youwantagrandson,dontyou?(ʼΧȹ)Goandaskyour

son.Imleaving!(Χȹ,JM,)

Act2

(LM̨ϴë,LŹ)

L:Mum,Imback!

LM:Youareback?Why?Whathappened?

L:IwaskickedoutbymymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmotherCin-law.

LM(,漴¶ֻ):See!Ihavealreadytoldyou!Whenyouinsistedon

marryingthatterribleJohnny,Itoldyouthatheisuglystupidandpoor,butyoudidnotlisten

tome.Lookatyourself

L:But,mum

LM:Neverinterruptme!

L:Mum,Imnotinterruptingyou.IjustwanttotellyouthatyouarealwaysrightOK?And

Illmarrywhomeveryouwantmeto.

LM(ϲ):Nicegirl!Justnow,Imetthemayorssoninthemarket.Hesaid:Ifyoudaughter

Haventbeenmarried,Ireallyreallywanttomarryher!Nowyouarefreeagain,Illgo

andtellhim.()

L():What?Themayorsson?Themostfamousplayboyintheneighbor-hood?(еĹ

ڵ)WhatasillythingIhavedone!()

Act3

(J˯)

J(߱ߵ):Lunch!Lunch!Wherearemysocks?

(˼,ڵϼ)Heretheyare!(һ)Er!Howsmelly!Theyarestilldirty!

(ͻȻ)Lunchhasgone!Ihavetowashthemmyself.

(Ķƺ)Oh,Imsohungry!Buttheresnobreakfast!(ϵΧ

ȹ)ThisiswhatLunchalwayswears!Imisshersomuch,andherexcellentcookingskill!Now

shehasgone.Ihavetocookformymotherandmyself.

JM():Wheresmybreakfast?WheresLunch?Hasntshegotupyet?

J:Mum,cantyouremember?Lunchhasgone!

JM(Ƭ):Well,totellyouthetruthJohnny,asonwithoutawifeisuseless.Lunchisanice

girl,goandtakeherback!

J():Yesmadam!

Act4

(JĵţȻǿ)

A:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

Theroadisbuiltbyme!(̧صزһʯͷ)

B:AndIplantedonetree!(̧Ųͬһʯͷ)

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---(ʯͷȵAĽ)

AB&C:Giveusallyourmoney!

J(ѱÿһڴͳ1Ӳ):Is1maoenough?

(ǿε״˾һ)

A:Whatbadluck!Thisguyisbroken!

B:Ifwecannotrobanymoneytoday,wewillhavenothingtoeattonight!

C:IheardthatthemayorssonisgoingtomarryMissLiuLanzhinextmonth.WEcangoand

robthewedding!

A&B:Goodidea!

J():What?What?Lunchisgoingtogetmarried?Itsimpossible!

AB&C:Why?Aprettygirlandarichman,whatagoodcouple!

J:ButLunchismywife!Wehaventgotdivorcedyet!

(ͻȻ)Ivegotanidea!Youaregoingtorobthewedding,dontyou?Illgo

withyou.YoutakethemoneyandItakethebride.

B:Haveyougotanyexperience?

J:No.ButIvegotthis!(JЬӴһ֧Ʊ$1000000)

Act5

(תѵ˻֮.MS緢úǣϣJźͷԸر̨)

(JǿԾ̨)

ABC&J:Heyyou!Stopandlistentous!

A:Theroadisbuiltbyme!

B:AndIplantedonetree.

C:Ifyouwanttogobythisstreet---

J:Giveusallyourmoney!

(LJ˸ͷ)

L(ϲ):Johnny!(һеطɱJ߲㵽˵)

(MSŭȭJ.Jһ㣬MSJLLε)

J(ð):Howdareyoubeatmywife!(ȭMSȥ)

(JMSսJMϣԹȻMS)

(JMSǰɱ־´Լǰ)

J(Lе):Honey,howareyou?

L(״):Ihurtalot!

J:Dontcrybaby.Illgoandfetchthemedicine.()

L(ȥ׷):Waitforme!()

(CanYouCelebrate)